Wet Wookiee

Some friends of mine and I were discussing some interesting questions the other day over a game of water basketball.  What does a wet Wookiee look like?  For that matter, how does a Wookiee dry itself?  Does it use a hair dryer, a large towel, or does it shake itself dry like a dog?  Or maybe a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, they had some special technology that allowed for super-efficient Wookiee-drying?  Maybe George Lucas should have included some more info on this topic in the newer movies, instead of adding that Jar Jar Binks thing to the mix.  And the dreaded question is, what would a wet Wookiee smell like?  Can you even imagine?


FredFebruary 26th, 2007 at 21:09

Ask Chewbacca. But whatever happens, never put a wookiee into the microwave!

On an even more serious side note: They probably shake themselves dry like a dog. Considering that apparently George Lucas borrowed the Russian word for “dog” to name this “dog-like character”, as Wikipedia claims.

ZachFebruary 27th, 2007 at 15:01

Are your friends Randall and Dante from the Quick Stop?

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